Sunday, July 26, 2009

Prostitutes and Therapists


normal_zipped-lipsSome of you; ok all of you are probably wondering how I even connected these two professions.  Believe  me, understanding my thought processes is something hubs struggles with everyday.  As they say, "better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool  than open it and prove it"; I too will not go into detail on my madness.

Here is my proposal: If prostitution is illegal; shouldn't therapy be banned as well?  Better yet, just leave the prostitutes alone.


Think about it.





  • We pay both professionals to listen to us talk when they are probably thinking about their grocery list.

  • I imagine that each client takes a little bit of a soul every time the door closes; then on to the next "John".

  • Discretion is of the upmost importance in both industries; you want to gain the trust of your clientele for repeat visits.

  • We pay them to make us feel better about ourselves and the decisions we make .

  • The best of each bunch share their drugs with us.

  • Those that have excelled in their trade; whether through training or education even get paid more for less time.



It's genius isn't it?  Maybe madness?



6 comments:

Uli said...

Genius! I've felt the same way for years. At least, until I stopped visiting prostitutes and that nasty outbreak went away!

Jason said...

The only difference I'd see is that a therapist isn't at risk for HIV with every transaction.

ourcrookedtree said...

@Uli: the fact that you agree just proves I am a nut job and may need a therapist after all:)
@Jason: You present a valid point; but the therapist has their own risks...like committing themselves! I am sure they both feel just as dirty after each appointment.

Fred said...

Does that include massage therapists? If so, I feel that I must raise my rates....

ourcrookedtree said...

@Fred: not all massage therapists....but certainly you:) You are like the bartender/therapist/doctor all in one. You need to charge more for less time.

melissa said...

ok, see...i think you're a genius. or perhaps a little nuts.
xo